Saturday, August 11, 2007
IQs are boring
I was playing Mega-lo-mania some time ago (ARGH probably one of the best games in exsistance) and this came up. Click the piccy. I'm the blue team... Needless to say, I lost. (If you haven't a clue what's going on, look at the people count at the top.)Anyway... what's this about IQs being boring? Coz they are. No matter how many tests I do, I always come up with something in the 140s. And it's stupid, too, because they never say something definate, just, like... One said 140, one said 142, one said 144... It just goes on. I also can't understand how anyone can miss out a sequence like "Which of these is the odd one out? 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, 10..." or even, "Hand is to glove, foot is to...? Hat, sock, machine gun, dog crap, bottle..."
I am also surprised the average IQ is 100. That is sh1t. *Someone who has an IQ of 100 comes on to this blog, reads this post, cries, smashes head on keyboard, and shoots themself* Whoops. Mind you, this is just what I think, and you know what I'm like. I'm sure someone out there is happy with an IQ of... *sniggers*... 100.
Nah, I'm just messing with you. IQs are bullcrap anyway, in that they don't reflect the person as, er, a whole. (According to my IQ guide...)
But in the majority of cases, these persons as a whole are f*cked up, anyway.
But my parents say I'm vewwy intelligent coz I is a speshul person weally, and speshul peoples like me usually are vewwy intelligent. That's a point - If I have a high IQ, why on earth am I classed as 'Special needs', anyway? As long as I know fire = bad, I think I'll be fine.
Wait... fire = ... b... good? No, that's not right...
But, I discovered my pets have slightly strange eating habits. Penfold likes cake, popcorn, and chocolate (even though he's not really allowed it) and the kittens like icecream. I just made myself a bowl of the stuff, and they waited until I finished. I put the bowl down, and they licked it clean. So they were covered in Ben and Jerry's icecream.
Last of all, THE GOON SHOW. Have a clip, I found it funny, but the laughter in the background was annoying. It's the, "What time is it, Eccles?" sketch, featuring Bluebottle and, of course, Eccles. I like Bluebottle, because his voice is like Hugo's... Or should that be the other way 'round?
Anyway, it's HERE.
Now, goodBYE!
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You know, you should kep your kitties away from lilies (flowers).
My mum's friend recently aquired two cute-as-all-get-out kitties, and she has an older cat called Lily. She text mum: "The kittens have been poisoned by lily!"
Mum thought: But they were getting along so well!
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My mum's friend recently aquired two cute-as-all-get-out kitties, and she has an older cat called Lily. She text mum: "The kittens have been poisoned by lily!"
Mum thought: But they were getting along so well!
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