Dear Die-ary...

Like... LEMMINGS!!!!!!!

But, oh well. I believe this obsessive nature to be bliss-like. However, the downside to it all is that I'm currently being investigated for Asperger's Syndrome. Well, I had it coming...

Speaking of which, my conversations with the quacks have been hillarious. Those around me (especially Evil) keep saying, "That's because you're an obnoxious cow lolololol" No, you pignorant girl(s). All you can think of is how wonderful you are, and how warm your ass is, seeing as the sun seems to shine out of it. Examples of my wonderful sayings to the quacks:

Example 1 "So, what television shows do you watch?" "Oh, for God's sake, I've been asked that 3 times before. If it was that important, it should already be in your notes." (Note: I dislike discussing my interests, especially with strangers. BELIEVE IT OR NOT.)

Example 2 Mom: "Thank you for your time." Me: "Why are you thanking her? She's getting paid for it." Doc: "Yes, yes that's true."

I think that's enough.

So, it's all a bit of fun really. Nothing entirely special. Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with what I said, but there must be SOMEthing wrong, because my Mom was screaming after I said both of them.

Screaming is a sure sign of discomfort.

# Bobbin slithered back into the shadows at 8:39 AM