Wednesday, June 07, 2006
More exams, yay.
The following blog post is one I wrote yesterday, today being the 8th. I'm posting it now because blogger was rather screwed and wasn't working. So here it is now.
I knew this would be a lucky day. Well, I felt it at least. Whether I was lucky or not, I don't know. What happened then? Well, today at some point I stopped off at the vending machines. With a £1 coin I bought a mars bar for 40p. What was my change? £1.60. You work it out. That was, like, the most luckiest thing that's ever happened to me, appart from the raffle I took part in a couple of years ago where everyone's a winner.
But was I actually lucky? Who knows. I didn't feel lucky in today's tests. To start with, there was History. This was on american history, and world war 1. The american history paper was the 'knowledge' paper. On the first question, oh dear, I almost completely blanked out. Just like... hmm... like a wave of electricity penetrated my body, causing my memory to disappear. Obviously, that didn't really happen. And after much poking of my brain, I answered the questions as fully as I can. About the length of this paragraph, actually.
The teacher ripped our papers from our clutches, while we pleaded for her to let us finish just that last sentence. With a pull from her husky arms, we were sent flying, while we cried for the sorrow of our papers being taken from us, like they were our children. *Record scratch is heard* What??!? That never happened. Actually, most of us were finished before she even thought of coming 'round. And our teachers would never use their husky arms for anything else but hitting us 'round the back of our necks. Nah, we were passed the world war 1 part of the test. That part is where you can shut down your brain, for they give all the information you need. All you do there is just 'compare' the sources. I did this as quick as you can do a test. Comparing things is easy. However, at the end of it all, people were saying how part 2 was soooooooo hard. I just flinched, and hoped to God that I got the questions/answers somewhat right.
German, however, was too hard for words. I thought it would be mildly easy, however I was so very wrong. It was... murder, to put it into simple terms. I did say yesterday, that I was tipped off on how difficult it was. I never imagined it would be anything like... THIS. It had inanely tough questions, so tough that they were tougher than beef. Mmm... beef. There was one part about some chinese guy's out of work, because the company he works in had... I can't remember what happened to it. But he's out of work, anyway. And at the back, it was about a 14-year-old who went clothes shopping. I had to randomly guess about 82% of the answers. Why 82%? Seems about right... The other 18% I missed out. During this lovely test of sorts, I drew a rather crappy picture of Strong Bad on my arm. Well, it was from memory, so it's bound to be just that extra crappy. Anyway, his expression looks like, "Get back to work, or I'll f*cking KILL YOU!!!!" So I worked on that principal. Whenever I stopped working, just to sharpen my pencil or think about what animal I should disect tonight, I'd look at my arm and pretend that Strong Bad was gonna kill me if I didn't work. Never did actually work in the end. ........Strong Bad, what're you doing here? What's that?..... no, Strong Bad, I'm sorry!! I'll work extra hard tomorrow!!! I promise!!! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......Sorry about them technical difficulties, etc. Now where was I, appart from sitting on my rather broken computer chair? Ah yes, the last test. That was chemistry. In my view, hard, yet easier than physics. I don't think anybody in our whole year had properly finished that. By 'properly finished' I mean finish, and have enough time to check the whole paper through twice. I just - JUST - finished in time. I have deep regrets for an answer I put for one question. For you see, I read that question in 3 different ways, and am scared that I made such a horrible mistake of what I put for my answer, that my paper would be published on the internet for all those gawking ignorant people with questionable gender, to see. I'm just hoping that word doesn't get out about how I fudged that all up.
...........darn!!
I knew this would be a lucky day. Well, I felt it at least. Whether I was lucky or not, I don't know. What happened then? Well, today at some point I stopped off at the vending machines. With a £1 coin I bought a mars bar for 40p. What was my change? £1.60. You work it out. That was, like, the most luckiest thing that's ever happened to me, appart from the raffle I took part in a couple of years ago where everyone's a winner.
But was I actually lucky? Who knows. I didn't feel lucky in today's tests. To start with, there was History. This was on american history, and world war 1. The american history paper was the 'knowledge' paper. On the first question, oh dear, I almost completely blanked out. Just like... hmm... like a wave of electricity penetrated my body, causing my memory to disappear. Obviously, that didn't really happen. And after much poking of my brain, I answered the questions as fully as I can. About the length of this paragraph, actually.
The teacher ripped our papers from our clutches, while we pleaded for her to let us finish just that last sentence. With a pull from her husky arms, we were sent flying, while we cried for the sorrow of our papers being taken from us, like they were our children. *Record scratch is heard* What??!? That never happened. Actually, most of us were finished before she even thought of coming 'round. And our teachers would never use their husky arms for anything else but hitting us 'round the back of our necks. Nah, we were passed the world war 1 part of the test. That part is where you can shut down your brain, for they give all the information you need. All you do there is just 'compare' the sources. I did this as quick as you can do a test. Comparing things is easy. However, at the end of it all, people were saying how part 2 was soooooooo hard. I just flinched, and hoped to God that I got the questions/answers somewhat right.
German, however, was too hard for words. I thought it would be mildly easy, however I was so very wrong. It was... murder, to put it into simple terms. I did say yesterday, that I was tipped off on how difficult it was. I never imagined it would be anything like... THIS. It had inanely tough questions, so tough that they were tougher than beef. Mmm... beef. There was one part about some chinese guy's out of work, because the company he works in had... I can't remember what happened to it. But he's out of work, anyway. And at the back, it was about a 14-year-old who went clothes shopping. I had to randomly guess about 82% of the answers. Why 82%? Seems about right... The other 18% I missed out. During this lovely test of sorts, I drew a rather crappy picture of Strong Bad on my arm. Well, it was from memory, so it's bound to be just that extra crappy. Anyway, his expression looks like, "Get back to work, or I'll f*cking KILL YOU!!!!" So I worked on that principal. Whenever I stopped working, just to sharpen my pencil or think about what animal I should disect tonight, I'd look at my arm and pretend that Strong Bad was gonna kill me if I didn't work. Never did actually work in the end. ........Strong Bad, what're you doing here? What's that?..... no, Strong Bad, I'm sorry!! I'll work extra hard tomorrow!!! I promise!!! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......Sorry about them technical difficulties, etc. Now where was I, appart from sitting on my rather broken computer chair? Ah yes, the last test. That was chemistry. In my view, hard, yet easier than physics. I don't think anybody in our whole year had properly finished that. By 'properly finished' I mean finish, and have enough time to check the whole paper through twice. I just - JUST - finished in time. I have deep regrets for an answer I put for one question. For you see, I read that question in 3 different ways, and am scared that I made such a horrible mistake of what I put for my answer, that my paper would be published on the internet for all those gawking ignorant people with questionable gender, to see. I'm just hoping that word doesn't get out about how I fudged that all up.
...........darn!!
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