Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candle stick. Silly boy, should've jumped higher, GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!
Ah, I learned that rhyme from a great website, about a year or two ago. But then I forgot the URL. Waaaaaaaah.
Anyway, for the sharp people who like to snoop around this blog behind my back, you may have noticed the music has changed!! Gaaaaaaarsp!! Well, I did something I've been meaning to do quite a long time ago. That was, to get a random music generator in the background. And now, I felt like doing it. So, if you hate the current music, just refresh, and get an even more annoying song. There are many lurking in the randomosity... 10 to be precise. So what's the list? Well... there's one from Legend of Zelda (Deku palace), two Irish songs, one song from Theme Hospital, one from some random anime cartoon that I've never seen/heard of before, one from Lemmings, the 'theme tune' to Stinkoman, and of course, the original one that I had. The rest are just random ones I picked up from somewhere. Don't ask me why. Oh come on, it was either that or GreenDay, or some random emo songs!! Yeeurch, emo songs. Oh, erm, no offence, emos.
Today, I hurt. I hurt a lot. I got three new injuries! Yay!! So, my Mom yanked my hair in some sort of wrapped up in confusment, ingnorance, and short-tempered-ness way. Thus in doing so, she managed to damage my neck. So now it hurts to move it. Well done that woman. Another injury, I managed to crack some skin on my ear, so it feels like it's been sunburnt. Not very fun, no. And the last and most painful injury award goes to... my gums. I'm never drinking coffee or iced capaccino etc ever again. What happened? I had some Kenco (iced capaccino) in the fridge, and decided to drink it. For no reason. Immediately after doing so, my gums flared up and bled. How???? I was made to brush my teeth several painful times, and wash my gums with salty water. Then I had to take some steroids, to protect it. Don't worry (if you were)! I took steroids when I was younger. I stopped growing when I was 12 years old. But who cares?? Anyway, my gums still hurt like hell now. It's like... It feels like someone'd just ripped off all the skin from my gums, then put a thin block between my gums and my lips. It's really weird... and painful, don't forget painful. PAIN IS GOOD!! It lets you know that you're still alive.
Hold on a moment, I still had a barbecue to attend! With half a mouth? That didn't stop me. But I didn't care about how much or how little I would eat, for really, I just like barbecues for the FIRE. I love watching the charcoal BURN. I especially like it when sausages are put over the fire, and the fat drips off, making the fire swirl around in the air, gradually getting higher and higher, eventually so high you can't even get to the grill without singing (singe-ing, not ♪ singing ♪!) your eyebrows off. So there, I still had a barbecue, even with my mouth falling to pieces.
I will now go and curl up and die. Ta-ra!
# Bobbin slithered back into the shadows at 10:38 PM
