Dear Die-ary...

I have no idea what happened to the title.

But, yes, more work. DAY 2 of work experience. Today, went in, just as I was told to, an hour earlier than yesterday. I just came in, like I had been working there for 72 years. Aheh, that's stretching it, but you know what I mean. Eep, "Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler, if you think we're on the run..." Why am I half-watching Dad's Army at the moment? Weeeell, why not? I've just broken from the topic! Back I go! Watch me flyyyy back...

*SPLAT* Back it is. So, I entered the room with a moose. My greeting was, "You're early!" Only by... 5 minutes? Sure, OK then. This day I was made to shove my motorcycle design onto a lorry and a car. This was a rather pointless excercise which took up about 1 and a bit hours... Perfect. Well, I had to draw the lorry and the car. Then 'shop the logo on them. I don't actually know why I was made to do that, but I obeyed orders. ("Yes, my master!!") So, I had two pictures of 2 vehicles with a crappy logo on.

Yes, but the next bit was a bit more entertaining. I was requested to make a montage of pictures in photoshop. So, to do it, I had to... it's complicated, erm... I had to blend the pictures together... is that the right term? I'd show you, but I have sh1tty old photoshop compaired to the one I used. Oh, wait, I found one some person did... HERE!! Notice how the pictures all blend together... Not the bestest example I'd like to use, because what I did, I had to make it blend like the pictures were ajoined and you couldn't tell how many pictures there really are involved in it. Wow, long sentence!!

So I blended the pictures. Then blended them some more. Then blended until it just spoilt it. Then I had to re-blend it as a result. So, you know, this wasted most of the day. Blending pictures of motorbikes. I got hidiously bored of doing this, because in effect, I had finished. A long time ago. So, what was I going to do? What did I do? Heh, I made a flash movie! Well, it's not finished... But who cares? It's called... "The what the hell movie!!" Catchy title? And it's just random. I guess it's a cross between The Demented Cartoon Movie, and Teen Girl Squad. Beware, if you are to click the link for the DCM, I have to warn you, it's a 30 minute long flash movie. It's enough to make you spontaniously combust on the spot. And, I've watched it twice, which is extra sad. To start with, on my flash movie, everything is in blue - the title shows. There is a random little stick man. He says, "I HAVE A HEAD!! Yep, I do." Then he gets crushed with a giant block of something. Next, a fairy comes along. ("I am a... FAIRY!!!!" "Lol wtf p0wned") Then a flyswatter splats her. ("P0wned!") Then she comes back, and says that as punishment, she must turn everything GREEN!!!! ("Oh noes!") ...and that's as far as I've got. I couldn't do much anyway, as I kept being watched. And I'll continue it tomorrow! Heee.