Today, I would like to start off with a quote. I found this quote while looking for a game...
Boss: [during a fight about Bijou] You asked her out? You dirty ham! I didn't give you to go anywhere near my girl!Stan: Oh, shut up, man, She'll *never* be your girl. Even if she wasn't half your age [shouts]Stan: Paedophile!Boss: That's "*Mister* Paedophile" to you!Stan: [puzzled look] ... Excuse me?That was from a... um... wonderful kid's show called "Hamtaro", hence the picture of the hamster at the top. Learning about s*x is fun and educational! Fundacational!! Jeez, I remember when I used to love this show, after watching it once. It was so childish and gay... Yet so amazingly weird that I was immediately hooked. Thankfully I wasn't as hooked as I was with PokéMon. Nah, I only got 7 toys this time 'round. With PokéMon, I got about 100 toys. And I still have them all. By the way, in case you weren't wondering,
this website has some free Hamtaro episodes on it. Just click 'Watch anime' under the girl with the... ice cream, then 'Hamtaro'. Wow. I can't believe I was so hooked on this. I still have that Bijou colouring-in sheet stuck to my bedroom wall. I don't know where the Hamtaro one went, though... Probably grew mould and ran away to start a new cult.
This is, I hope, a half-term holiday. If it isn't, I never said that. Never. You don't know me, my name is not Emily Daniels/Bob/Bobeth, it's Joseph Aba Messiah, and I've come to steal your pickles. If it is half term, then I never said what I did just then. Carry on as normal and go to your corner to eat gophers. So anyway... *sweat drop appears at the side of her head, making her panic at the sudden loss of vital fluids* ... during these 'days off', I have been revising. Believe it or not, I have. My parents don't believe me one bit. But I don't learn eet frrrom a book, I learn it from
Bitesize. See? That's something we British have that Americans don't, we have the BBC. Oh dear, that reminded me of a Flanders and Swan song I heard in my Dad's car when we went to Bournemouth today... It went, "The English, the English, the English are best, I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest."
LYRICS HERE, my good happy dying cyber baby vampires. ANYWAY, about Bitesize. All of yesterday, I was playing their games. Do not be astonishingly horrofied that I wasted a whole day playing games. They're Fundacational games. Yes. The game I most played was 'RU Revising Science?" That game is so hillarious! The stereotypes they use!! My favorite character is the brother.
From what I can tell, he has a girlfriend who's a witch, a flea circus who has apparently turned on him, is 'king' of the Dog Biscuit Factory floor, and wants to hunt chavs with dogs. I wouldn't mind having him for a brother. Appart from the fact that he has pink hair and pink eyeshadow. Speaking of questionable genders/s*xual preferences, I THINK that the character that is 'you' is a boy. I think. They say 'son' and 'brother' a lot. However, at one point 'you' are colouring 'your' nails with black marker (as I do!!). And, at another point, your Indian father comes into your room, and says something like, "I heard noises! Have you got a girl in here?" Ooh-whoa. Then he says, "Have you got a boy?" At this point I was laughing in a traumatised way.
Other things! I tried to clean out my computer again. I moved half of my pictures to the D drive for a start. Then, I had to delete good MSN!! OMGONOZ!!! Ah well. Anyway, after shifting and deleting, I defragmented the computer. 
Spot the difference.
After a wait of several hours, the result came. It was, yep, defragmented. Or just demented. Anyway, my Sims game is a lot faster. And I owe it all to a stroppy computer. *nods head*
Now, let me play the Sims 2.
# Bobbin slithered back into the shadows at 9:03 PM
