Then why am I playing it? OK. The game I'm playing is PokéMon crystal. Before you judge me and say how sad I am, there're a few reasons why I am playing it.
- I found it and I was bored.
- I wanted to beat the crap outta the PokéMon.
- I've never got to the end, so I just wanted to get to the END for once.
So I have reasons. Lemme speak, now. In about 16 hours, non-consecutive in case you weren't wondering, I had got the the Elite 4. Basically, I have all the 8 badges in Johto (is that what it's called?). Once I beat the Elite 4, there're 8 other badges in Kanto (I'm guessing the names here!), in other words, the original PokéMon yellow, red, and blue worlds. You know it makes... No sence. So, I bought a few hyper potions, and set off. I beat 3 of the leaders. Then, there was the dark-type leader. And after much struggle, no potions, and not much health left, I'd beat her. Suddenly, she reveals my impending doom.
"The champion is waiting for you."
What the...? I was given no tip there was ANOTHER person to beat!! I immediately switched off, and I'm going to punish that game. Speaking of games and things, my most recent VIRTUAL PETs pet has died on me AGAIN. Am I just that bad? Is sleep bad? IS IT?????
Enough of that, I'm sure you'd like to hear about my many zany work experience adventures. So, the last day. Strangely enough, a lot of people have asked if I was happy it was the last day. I will say a saying my cello teacher taught me - "I have yet to form an opinion." Personally, I don't have opinions. Ask me for my opinion on something and I will refuse to give it. There are reasons... For instance, I don't want people to think less of me due to my thoughts. I don't want to be hated because... For an imaginary example...
Some Body - "What do you think of this picture?"
Me - "I hate it. What the hell is it meant to be?? It looks like a 2 year old did it!! No, correction, a 2 year old could do BETTER. I've seen things come outta a dog's a$$ that looks more pleasant than that. Who the f*ck drew it??"
Some Body - "... I did." *runs off, crying and sobbing to their friends, who come to throw me out of the window in a matter of seconds*
It could happen!
So, I have no opinion. Back on the subject in hand!
Last day. What did I spend this rivetting day doing? Right, OK... One of the jobs I had to do was sort out all the dead officers. Shall I elaborate? I had to convert all the profiles of officers who are currently deceased (they might come back, y'see.) from the 'living' files, to the 'currently dead' files. This didn't take long. My coworker-guy-thing came to me half an hour after I had finished it (he was talking the rest of the time), and asked if I had finished yet. "Yes..." I said, aggrivatedly. He blinked, like I'd done something wrong, so horribly wrong, and then asked me to do more jobs. One was to photocopy some pictures of badges. Again, "♪ Quicker than a ray of light... ♪" I had finished. Another job! Copying and pasting on a computer. Done before he could leave the room to get some coffee. Then he got kind of angry with me, because I was going too fast and he was running out of things for me to do. Thankfully, I think it was play-angry... Aheh. So, he ran off for lunch before I could ask for something else to do. (At this point I got my PokéMon crystal game out...)
Time flew by. As a 'goodbye, I'll never see you again until I massacre the population of the building' present, I left a box of celebrations for the office-place, and the shop ladies (with their sanitary towels stuck to their chests...). And you know what? Ye olde Shop ladies gave something in return. They gaveth me a small toy 'lying floppy' dog, and a... I don't know how to describe it. Let's just say, a use for it is to attach my memory stick on it and wear it 'round my neck. It's blue, and it has "Army - Be the best" imprinted on it. That was niceth. =)
Goodbye, Royal School of Signals.
I'll be back.
# Bobbin slithered back into the shadows at 10:55 PM
