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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

 

I want the Sims 2!! I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IIIIIIIIIT I...


I'm going to start with something I saw on TV. I was watching the Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy and in one scene, some ghostly hand came out of Billy's mouth. Well, you have to see the show to understand it. So he goes to his father, and says something like, "Dad, there's some really strange things going on with my body that I don't understand..." (You can guess what happens next.) I thought that was too funny. Well, I did.

ANYWAY, some random thing happened today. I desperately wanted to find the Sims (the crappy first one, yeah) and so asked my brother if he had seen it, as all the missing games are in his room, whether he knows it or not. So I asked him all day. He was getting angry. So I decided to torment him more when he was playing piano. What I did was turn the volume up as high as it could go. How is that bad? He was wearing headphones connected to the piano. Thing is, he didn't stop immediately. He carried on playing, then turned around, and jabbed me with his elbow in my... chest. Yeah. I walked out, and on my way turned up the volume again (MWAA-HAA-HAA-HAA), and the boy who should know better than to hit someone seeing as he does martial arts came up and attacked me. Stuff happened after that, I threw stuff at him, and he threw stuff at me. At one point, he grabbed and threatened me with a hammer. Then he kicked/pushed (I don't know what the hell he was doing.) me down the stairs. He then tried to get me into the living room, but unlucky for him, the kitchen is next to the living room. So I ran in there, and grabbed the butcher knife. Haha, you should've seen his face!! He was so scared!! So he ran off somewhere. I don't know where. Out of the house, at least. Serves him right.

Despite my violent nature, I would never kill anyone or anything. I would hurt it, but never kill it. It's not my job to kill. Not yet, anyway. So at the moment, I'm just threatening people.

NOW, about the Sims 2. I WANT IT!!! I soooooooo do! I guess it was my fault, or I-Am-Bored's. Because I clicked a link that I've always loved: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6094 . It's so sweet, in a sickening way. That ALWAYS makes me want to play the Sims, or get the Sims 2. In fact, I tried to download the Sims 2. I finally had found a free copy!! Problem was... I had to sign up for a p*rn newsletter. Hmm... my solution was that I would sign up, and then block the emails. So I did that, while shielding my eyes. But the download was too slow, and I started feeling bad for getting it for free, so I quit. Signing up for p*rn for nothing!! Anyway, I'm hoping to get the Sims 2 tomorrow, as we SHOULD BE going to Bournemouth...

And speaking of Bournemouth, I had a disturbing encounter with 2 plastics last night. That sounds wrong, but I will elaborate. 2 plastics were on MSN. They started talking to me! They were saying how I should go to Bournemouth, because a lot of 'fit boys' are there. I said I didn't like guys. They then asked the most inane question in the world!! "Are you gay?" Well, judging by the evidence that I don't hug/kiss girls like they do, I'd say I'm less gay than them, and they pass themselves off as straight. I explained "NOOOOOOOO," and so more devastating questions were asked. They asked, "What do you do when you're horny, then?" I started 'shouting' things like, "I WOULD NEVER!!" Then they described how vibrators were very good. I started shouting at them again, almost abusive. They recommended that I buy some!! What the hell?? I was rather glad they went (after saying, "We love you Bob xXx"...WTF??????? I replied, "No you don't", to that.)

Dear lord, I hate plastics.

Comments:
If you want to play the Sims 2 you could come round here and play it, I have it. I have piccies of my creations on my Blog...

http://toiletducknut.blogspot.com/2006/04/i-am-dead-or-not-why-am-i-thinking.html

I urge you to click if you can. Or copypaste if you cant.
 
You're sick.
 
Go you for getting your borther with a butcher kerniffle, if there was no blood.
 
I have come up with some handy hints for people if they ever face alien invasion.

-Never touch anything that has a strange colour, odour or effects on people
-Never touch a victim of a weird incident
-Computers do not make good lords or masters
-Ditto Daleks
-Never trust anything that considers itself above all others
-Never undertake futuristic/alien surgery
-Never touch an alien, even if it says it's dying
-Plastic is evil and may come alive and attempt to invade
-Use acid against Raxicoricophalaphatorians
-Daleks do not make good 'pets'.
-Don't die; it's bad for your health

This has relevance as sims do get abducted by aliens. And if they're adult males, they have babies. Whee!
 
Oh, and Bob:

I have downloaded some Doctor Who Sounds. I will use them against you if you do not check your answerphone!
 
The plan...it worksssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!

 
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