Dear Die-ary...

^A rejected DVD cover. I wonder why? Anyway...

I hate it when my sister comes to live with us. It always rips the family appart. Well, rips me from my family.

For y'see, there's a strange schedule I've noticed. A pattern. My sister comes over, is nice to everyone, happy happy happy. Goes to room, sings along to music. Terribly. Still happy. Next day, she's singing to music. If comes in contact with me, laughs at me and generally says how I am an insignificant thing that does not deserve to be in her presence. Family agrees with her, because she's the oldest 'child'. She's almost 20. And she's allowed to get away with it, because she's 'mature' and knows what she's talking about. If I say anything to her, she covers her ears and says, "LA LA LA LA I'm not listening..." And the family copy her. I always bring up one subject that everyone has seemed to forgotten or take no notice of. I was the only child in my family, nay, GENERATION (including cousins, etc etc) to get into Grammar school by taking the test once. My sister failed miserably, not getting anywhere near the borderline. And she says she's cleverer than me because she did GCSEs and A levels (And got Ds as most of her results...). Yes, of course I'm stupid. That's why you're overdrawn in your bank account, and you still go clubbing and partying and buying KFC family buckets for yourself. Sure, you do that. Just get away from our house. Go back to Portsmouth where you'll get raped, as I'm sure by the sounds of you, you'll like it.

She says that if someone stands in front of the TV, they're 'planning where they're going to go next'. While watching TV. I said they're not. Not like that. She said they did, and that's what she does all the time. Cue "LA LA LA LA I'm not listening" before I could say anything else. She also says I have no friends. This is coming from someone who makes friends based on their income. Then stuff happened.

Thing is, this happens every time she comes 'round. She rips me more away from the family than I already am. I keep telling my parents, but they say I'm stupid, then copy her "LA LA" etc thing on me. But they won't listen because, as stupid as Paris Hilton she may be, she is still their favorite, and must be cherished and given £1000 for every visit. So I'm treated more as a stupid thing on the side. Even though I'm supposedly the smartest in my generation. They argue that she's doing MUCH better than me at everything, and she'll get a well-paid job because she talks to people. So what if I don't want to talk to people? If I don't want to, I won't. Why do people want me to socialize? What has that got to do with being, for example, a brain surgeon? Someone who never went to school but could talk to people could apparently, in their mind, get a job as a brain surgeon. Yes, yes I see why. Of course. Uh huh. While the more educated people are dying on the streets, some of the maybe have made some invention that could keep them alive, the stupid ones which only care about sports could be ruling the world, destroying it, and handing it over to invading life forms (aliens).

I hate my undereducated sister. Her arguments are always filled with, yes, PLASTIC wisdom. She is a plastic. And that is probably why she hates me, because all plastics do.

To my sister, if you are reading this, if you CAN read this, I would like to say this to you: Go f*ck yourself, because no one else will.