Dear Die-ary...

Here. *Throws random picture of Nikki at YOOOOOOOU* This is a picture of Nikki I did. She is very proud. Even though it's crappier than crap. And it wasn't easy, and what made it harder was Nikki screaming at me to get it done. I think I've finished, and even if I haven't, I'm not going to attempt to improve it. You are allowed to enlargio. But anyway, that's not how you skateboard. No way. Plus, I think she's going to die, or at least get crippled in some way. I will accept your negative comments. I will accept them good. Just no positive comments, OK? I hate lies.

Well, that was something I did yesterday. Sorry I didn't post, by the way, I had a killer headache which was killing me. So I went to bed earlier (about 12:30am). Other than that, I've been Simming some more. I really need to get myself something to do for the next week... Well, my Engrish work for a start. And my art. But knowing me, I won't do it until the hour before I need to go to bed, the day before I go back to skool.

Anyway, about the Simming... Yesterday, I made 2 new families to test out. One was a family of goths, with the surname of... Jones. There was the father, Bobby (Don't ask, first name that came into my head... but why did it have to be associated with mine?????), and the mother, Clarissa (who actually turned out to be pretty... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeird... she looks a bit like Arwen from the Lord of the Rings), and the son, Todd (I stole the name from Squee's real name. I ran out of ideas.). That family, it kinda rocks. Clarissa had a major fight with a neighbor on the first day... it was so funny. KAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Then there's the other family... after thinking of random surnames which weren't associated with any people I know, I came up with Diamond. *shrugs shoulders* First, I'd like to mention about the kid, so I can build up to it. The kid, who's a girl, is called Jem, like my many other creations. She was adopted. She's also best friends with Todd, and soon to be his girlfriend, heh heh. Now, the parents... They're both male. Sorry, I just had to do it!! OK, both Dads wear makeup (including heavy lipstick). One of them wears a furry jacket, which just makes him look gay. His name's... uh... um... I've forgotten. I don't care about their names, I just refer to them as gay #1 and gay #2. Gay #2 is a member from the YMCA, as you can tell from his clothes. He wears a red cap, with a white vest, and blue jeans. A bit like in this picture.

Actually, a lot like in the picture. Except gay #2's hairstyle makes him look like Spock from StarTrek. Which would... explain a lot... *insert hearty pirate laugh here* I like pirates. I took quite a lot of pretty funny pictures of the two gays, however I don't know where in the world the Sims 2 pictures are stored. Anyone? Help? I have one picture where gay #2 looks like he's molesting Jem. It... made me laugh. Plus there's some other neat-o pictures where I was using the 'move_objects on' cheat. I did one picture which looked like baby Zim was diving into the swimming pool in an attempt to commit suicide. And another where... it's too complicated to explain. I just leave you with this: one of the pictures involves two broken arms, while holding someone horizontally.

But anyway, the two gays have WooHooed everywhere. In bed, in 2 hot-tubs, and even in public. And they enjoyed it. And both of them want to make out and WooHoo with 3 different sims. That's commitment for ya. The goth-y parents, however, have only WooHooed in bed and in public. I bet they will be so glad that their little son's best (and only) friend comes from a family of two WooHoo-crazed gays who sometimes molest her. Speaking of molesting, somewhere I have a short video clip of Clarissa dancing in front of Todd. But Todd's head comes up to about her ass, and her dancing involves some major butt-wiggling. I couldn't resist. I am so sorry.

I bet you are thrilled to hear about my many adventures on my Sims 2 game. Now I will tell you more of the real world.

My Dad has finally shown some liking to Invader Zim. Well, he has done so before, but even more so today. (He especially liked "Battle of the planets", which is my second-favorite episode, hurrah, hurrah.) We were watching "Bestest Friend" and "Nanozim". And during Bestest Friend GIR says, "Keef is planning a surprise party for after skool. He gonna bring all the kids because he loves you! (GIR pounds the floor.) That boy loves you so much! (GIR stops pounding the floor) I'm makin' the cake!" And so Dad laughed. Really hard. And for a long time. And now every time I say, "I'm makin' the cake!" he goes into laughing mode again. Well, he needed to laugh today, after a near-death experience.

We were all in the car. On a nice get-away from the Sims 2 (NOOOOOOOOOO). We were driving along nice 'n' smoothly, when suddenly some ASSHOLE just swerves out in front of us, for no reason, with no safety checks. There was only a mere inch gap between us. ASSHOLE!! So my Dad stopped the car as hard as he could, while shouting, "YOU F*CKING W*NKER!!!!!!!" (Wow, never heard him swear so bad... Fun!) and beeping at him. My Mom was screaming, in her stupid cross between an old nanny and a plastic scream. I was just laughing. Laughing so hard. And my brother was just listening to music and so missed the whole thing. So, that was fun! But, where are the police when you need them?? My Dad asked this *retorical* question to us, answering to his own question with, "Hiding in their little homes, no doubt." I answered back, "Accepting bribes." They probably are.

Well, I'm sorry about the ultra-long blog entry. Cyanide not included.

# Bobbin slithered back into the shadows at 10:44 PM