Dear Die-ary...

I hate McAffee. I really, really, really do. Especially Privacy Service. Privacy Service just slows up my internet connection, and I've been trying for 40 minutes to log on, sign on, try to get the internet to work, and if it doesn't, log out and repeat. It's just like trying to log onto AOL. I want to uninstall it, but you need to be logged in as the admin. And as my brother knows the password for the admin, and won't give it me, I'm screwed. I'm gonna trick him into signing on as admin tomorrow... XP But I'm scared that my computer will just die then... aw, screw it. Not my fault. It's my Dad's for buying the bloody thing.

But anyway, I have BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS, yeah. I was dragged to some godforsaken shoe shop to get them. They're black boots, with 3 belt-buckles on the side. And they're size 3. And they managed to fit 'round my legs. Hoorah. But then my Mom decided we should buy the woman some chocolates. She moaned about how the wonderful, sweet woman took her day off to go and get them boots just for me... And so we did. And that was that.

And so, we went somewhere else. Yay. And did nothing. Yay. My brother dragged us into some motherf*cking music shop! It was so hot and boring and boring and hot in there!! But I was so hungry. So very bloody hungry. So we went to the dreaded Burger King. I said what I wanted, but my Mom said it didn't exsist. (WTF) So I changed it, and she said that I could have the thing which 'didn't exsist'. So I said no. Then after much whinging, I said that I will have the non-exsisting food. Then she said that it's my choice... I just went to the table. And she exited (not excited, you dirty people) the building, and we followed. At this point... being in a cooped up boiling boring building (AWESOME!! 3 times the aliteration!), then being left to starve... I ran away. Slowly. I made it intentionally slowly to prove a point. However, I had lost them.

I had to walk everywhere. It was a huge town. (Salisbury, this is.) I didn't know where they were, and they didn't know where I was. But I walked around in circles. After about 20 minutes of this non-stop walking in circles, I decided to be a bit more adventurous and go somewhere else. So I did. More walking. And more walking. Just walking and walking... non-stop, not knowing where you are going, not even really sure if you're still in the same town as you think you are in. I think I went pretty much everywhere you could go. And got stared at by pretty much everyone with eyeballs. But I soon found somewhere I sort-of knew where I was. I parked myself on a bench just by a playground. It looked like I was waiting for someone. And anyone who thought that who stuck around long enough would have found out I was 'waiting' for a bleeding long time. I left after about half an hour, but I got caught.

And so I am back here, despite me telling them to leave me there.

And despite the day, this is not an April Fool's Day joke.

# Bobbin slithered back into the shadows at 11:59 PM