Wednesday, March 01, 2006
The 100th post!!
Welcome to the 100th post! Yay! *bows* Thank you for reading this random crap. I do lurid thanky dance to Nikki, for reading every single post I've made, and to anyone else who's been secretly reading this behind my back. Speak thy name, and I shall shove it 'ere. I do vicious spite jig at me, for writing this. It must have pained you all to read it.
Anyways, I am dead, in more ways than one. Long story, and I will tell it. I reckon I'm gonna be in so much trouble... OK, here goes.
Well, this morning went pretty fine. In fact, it was snowing, and settling! Yay! However, when I got to the skool... no one told me it was non-uniform! There were girls everywhere, wearing the kind of things you'd wear if you were a prostitute :P I was so shocked, I refused to get out of the car. Mom had to drop off my brother first, and we tried to figure out what to do. By this time, a slight illness germinating in me had started to get worse. Mom figured that I had to be transported to Ninja Nanny (my other grandmother... who is alive. She once threw my sister's chocolate easter egg out of the window!!) and she would take me home to change. So I got there, while Mom bawled her twisted version of the happenings to NN. I was snapped at to come into the house, while daggers were stared at me from the killer grandparent. Mom was soon sent away (after many hugs and kisses from The Ninja). Nanny sighed and fussed about getting ready, and that she was going to do something else, etc. All the while I was complaining of being ill, as I was getting worse. Headache, partially blocked throat, stomachache, and other sh1t. But I was ignored. I argued, "How ill do I have to be before I can prove I am ill? Dead?" Soon it was proved that, maybe, there MIGHT be something wrong with me, in a minature way, but not much, mind you. Heh. But after much reasoning, and phoning, I was let off for today. Just today. Now my head's weird YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *cough*
Now I must lie on the floor because my head will fall off otherwise.
