Dear Die-ary...

I have nothing better to do now. I've done part of the new TPH, hating Hannah while drawing every panel. There are 10 so far. 10 crappy panels. I should do my German homework too, but y'know, I just can't be asked. I can never be asked. So I'm reading 'true' ghost stories on the interesting net. And I'm thinking how fun it would be to be possessed or meet up with a pontianak... Or anything like that. Just like Dib, I'm a fan of the paranormal. So now I will share with you my crap knowledge of horrible beings. Because I felt like it.

So, the pontianak. Probably my favorite kind of ghost. They rock. The are basically a kind of Malaysian vampire lady. They have long hair and long fingernails and usually are beautiful (how I hate that word). They can sometimes lure men into... Coming close to them, then... Yummy. They can also be a women who died giving birth. But the best thing about them (?) is that they feast on a pregnant woman's fetus, by ripping open the stomach with their long nails and gorging themselves on the unborn baby. Yay! Death!

Now let's see... El Chupacabra. Goat Sucker. No really, that's what its name means. Anyway, it basically sucks the blood outta goats, if you didn't guess already. I don't really know what it looks like, as I've seen many 'pictures' of it. But its apparently a kind of lizard... thing. In Mexico.

Nessie, our lovely dinosaur-like thing. The loch ness monster. What it's doing there and how it's been alive for all this time, I don't know. I read in a history book that a king (or something) had Nessie as a pet, and it did all his work for him. That's just weird. My brother saw some footage of a sighting of Nessie on the news, when I was about... 7. Unfortunately I missed it and remained very angry that week.

Ghosts. The kind I know most about, apart from the Pontianak, is the poltergeist. What they are is summed up in the lovely German translation: "Noisy Ghost." Poltergeist are generally not harmful, unlike what they seem to be in movies. I've had a few encounters of poltergeist before, but I'm not saying about them, because if I do, I'm gonna get my ass kicked. So anyway, they basically move things, and tend not to hurt people. They just move things.

Demonsssssss. Those evil things. They can change shape (lucky things) into whatever they want. But, they're just evil, because they DEFIED God and are evil spirits. And they live in the world of flames and hot...things. Ha ha. I think I saw a demon (or something, anyway) when I was about 2 or 3, but that's another story. Strangely enough, it's the only memory that I have of my toddler-ness. Anyway, next is our last paranormal thing.

Ok, you guessed it. Or maybe not. Our last paranormal being isssssssss: THE ALIEN!!!!! *giggles madly so that her head falls off, and continues laughing* Aliens, I don't know where they come from, but probably from some planet so very far away and only they have the technology to move faster than the speed of light. Well, that's my guess. If I find a planet inhabited by... creatures, y'know what I'd call it? Planet Irk. ANYWAY, the basic idea of what an alien looks like is a giant head with giant slanted black eyes, and yeah, a nose and mouth. I don't actually know the PURPOSE of the aliens, but they're just there, being swiped by the FBI and Area 51 and being decapitated for no real reason. Strangely enough, aliens are usually sighted in America... coinsidence? Ha. As for crop circles, my hypothesis is that those aliens are graffitying. Naughty things. Or they're just trying to kill us all. I don't know.

I've been interested in the paranormal ever since I was a toddler, so please don't complain about this random post. Now that I've filled you with knowledge, you will understand how I need to go to the mental institute very badly.