Sunday, January 22, 2006
Boom Bang Splat.

Yesterday I discovered a website. It's called BoomBang and it's basically a chat-room kinda thing. But it's pretty cool. Yeah. ^That's my character, InvaderJem (I like my Invader Zim fan character, don't I??). I'm..uh...meant to be an alien. But it's strange, all the girls scream out, "EWWWWWWW It's a horrible green slimey girl!!!!!!" and all the boys say, "You're cute :)". The world works in mysterious ways.
But there's one problem with BoomBang: scammers. Horrible horrible evil melevolent malicious assmasters. I hate them. Yesterday, I think I got scammed 3 times.
- I don't know if this counts, but it's going on here anyway. 1 guy (who's a friend there) asked if he could 'borrow' my parrot. If I don't get it back soon, they're going to die.
- Someone wanted to trade. They only gave me half of the things I wanted then said, "That's it. Go away now." Assmaster. At least they gave me something.
- One guy, yoshi4682 or something like that, said he could clone items. He bullied me into giving him something. So I gave him the cheapest thing I had, flowers, instead of my tent and my parrot which he originally wanted. "Is that IT?" he said. Then he said, "Wait, it's working..." Then said, "Thanks Dumbass," and left. I'm glad I only gave him flowers. Assmaster.
- Another guy, I forgot his name, said he had a 2000 cred code, and he wanted to trade it with me for my parrot (they like my parrots). So I said, "Give me the code first." He said no. I asked again, telling him I didn't trust him. He said, "I'll give you half of it." I almost accepted, until..."Hold on...Why don't you just BUY a parrot with the creds?" He quickly left. Assmaster.
Then this morning, another guy used the clone technique. His name was IceFire. I'd heard it all before, and declined his offer. He wouldn't leave me alone. I left, and soon Nikki (nixminx) came into contact with our scammer-friend. He was on his island. He kept kicking me off, and I said he was kicking me. He just made the lame excuse of that my computer must be playing up. So I told her to send him to her island, so he couldn't boot me. I told her what to say, to tell him that she's trying to send something to him, and after putting him into suspence (He thought he was gonna get something out of it), it was time for the grand finalé. Nikki kicked him off, and he came back. She explained his computer must be messing up. "No it's not, I swear," he said. "Oh, then maybe I KICKED YOU" she said, and kicked him off again. He didn't come back. But then we decided to go trace IceFire, and warn other people of his evil scamming ways. We saved about 3 people. IceFire was not happy.
I think I'm gonna make a website dedicated to scammers on BoomBang. Hehe! That'd p1ss some people off!!