Dear Die-ary...

^That's what I said when...they...came to my house...(I drew it yesterday, by the way)

Today I met Satan's son. Again. Satan's son is.......my cousin Jamie. And satan? That's my aunt. Well, who said satan had to be a guy? She's satan because ever since my Mom blabbed about me being bad. She never complains about anyone else but me, because I'm the youngest. She stares coldly at me, like the north wind to the sun. Little Jamie immediately came in, and rang the doorbell (in that order). He ran up to me, and told me all sorts of garbage, I don't know what exactly... He says the most random stuff. He's hyper, too. Charlie, the older, more mature cousin, came in, and mumbled 'hello'. We then went up to my room, and they became 'connected' with my hamster. Poor Penfold, he got stuffed with food.

Pretty much as soon as they got there, we ate. I was forced to eat this crud, pastry with egg and mayonnaise on it. I did not eat it. In fact, I hardly ate at all. The clan of Satans shovelled down what food there was. Well, OK, uncle Peter and Charlie are pretty cool. But Jamie wanted to go through my drawings, which was bad, because I had drawn him as his satanic self.

The most worrying parts of the day, was when Jamie had constipation, and let loose in the toilet. He was yelling things like, "I've done it! Look Mom!!!!!" A great triumph. Me and Charlie were killing ourselves laughing. What made it worse was when my Mom brought in a chocolate yule log, and then we exploded. Jamie came back, smiling at his achievement.

We then went upstairs to my room again. Jamie started tackling my giant SpongeBob toy, and called him a giant 'mother-f*cker'. Me and Charlie laughed again. Jamie then picked up Al the rubberchicken, and said he wanted to have s*x with it, so could we kindly leave the room. We left. Squeeking noises and grunts came from my room. (Jamie is about 7, by the way.) I was mentally disturbed, but still laughed. Charlie tried to get in, and was shouted at. Thankfully, Jamie still had his clothes on.

I guess it was a shame they left. But Invader Zim called!! But I'll never look at Al or SpongeBob the same again. And now for another disturbing picture!!