Dear Die-ary...

*Taps on microphone* Is this thing on? Good. That crappy pic up there is one I drew for Club DM. Apparently they think it's cute :) I guess that's ok. So basically I just want to say, Thanks everyone!!! It's hard to tell a white lie :).

Anyways, this thing about Christmas. Everyone around me is starting to celebrate it, so that put me in the mood for that 'religious' holiday. Why celebrate it? It was originally made to celebrate Jesus' birth. And it really sucks having a birthday 13 days after Christmas, so my year is done. Why am I complaining? I never get anything I want, unless if I say what it is I want, but that then spoils the surprise. For example, presents I have got. Last Christmas (I gave you my heart...) I got a GIANT box of make-up from my crazy Nanny. Now that shows that she knows NOTHING about me. I never wear make-up. Never have, never will. Well, at least I had fun drawing on it using the eyeliner. And for my last birthday, I got a furry, hideous looking PINK bag. I HATE PINK!!!!! I can usually find a use for things I don't want, but I was really stuck for a use for this...this...this. Anyways, if any of my family or friends or fans are reading, here's my Christmas list:

• Weird Al CDs
• SpongeBob SquarePants stuff!!!!! ♥♥♥
• DangerMouse stuff (annuals, videos, DVDs, toys, etc)
• Count Duckula stuff (annuals, videos, DVDs, toys, etc again)
• How about Sky? PLEEEEEEASE?????
• NO pink stuff, NO make up, and NO girly-stuff
• Funny and cool T Shirts (particularly the DangerMouse 'Usual Suspects' one)
• Anything to help with my Animating career in Aardman
• How about David Jason's autograph?
• ETC

That goes for my birthday as well. I think I'm about ready for Christmas.

And here's a warning to everyone out there: Do NOT, I repeat, NOT, attempt to eat icing-on-toast. I've just tried it. Bloody hell, it's awful!!!!!

*SOUND: Microphone feedback* AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!