Friday, September 16, 2011
Where the hell did I go?
What the FUCK holy FUCK why the FUCK did I leave this blog? This blog was awesome.
I cannot summarise my life during the past two years in a couple of paragraphs. Well, I can try. I've been pretty much foreveralone at University, and due to health reasons had to quit during the second year, and I'm due to go back at the end of the month.
Actually, that was a summary, wasn't it? Boo.
Anyway, this post marks the day I managed to acquire a boyfriend. And by 'boyfriend' I don't mean by title only, an imaginary friend, mud guy, or a boy I met on the bus and decided that saying 'hello' to him warranted a full-blown relationship. No, I mean a 'proper' boyfriend. How the bloody hell did that happen? I'm not even sure. This is weird. I'm not the type who's a good girlfriend. And I'm socially awkward as fuck. As a golden example, after I french-kissed said boyfriend (I suck at frenching, by the way), I blurted out "I'M ALL WET" (meaning my lips). Of course, he has a great sense of humour, so he didn't cough and run out of the room, spraying milk out of his nose everywhere.
Aaand I think that's far too much information for one day.
