Well, I'm back.
I never went anywhere, mind you. So, uh... forget it.
I have a post I was going to post before this post, but it involves a lot of pictures, so will post it after, but the post will be of a previous date, so the post will be posted before this post. Or something.
So what's been happening? The kittens have had their very first birthday! (28th March.) Now they are cats. I'd post pictures but, as you may have gathered, posting pictures is actually a hard thing to do. I think my blog's used up more than its fair share of bandwidth... :O Harharhar. Blame the blog, not I. Anyway, they enjoyed their birthday very muchly so. They seemed to know it was their birthday. I will describe the event:
We got them a basket as a main present. Me being creative and such, I put their other presents (mice, edible treats, etc) under the basket's cushion. As soon as I presented them with the basket, Rosco stuck his little black nose deep into the side of the cushion, and Jasper copied (but with a pink nose, not a black one), and I revealed all. They were happy cats. They played with their toys (they went absolutely CRAZY over them - at one point I was actually rather terrified), and looked at me and pleaded for treats.
Then, after watching Count Duckula (Rosco likes cartoons, especially DangerMouse, Victor and Hugo, and Count Duckula), they fell asleep, and I left 'em to sleep for... kinda the rest of the day.

Of course, there was also my father's birthday before that. But he didn't act exactly in the same way.
I'm also getting a credit card!! Only thing is, my pin number's arrived, but no sign of the actual card. It's something to worry about, agreed. But instead of worrying, let me post a list of what I'm going to buy as soon as I get it:
- A pair of stick-on vampire fangs
- Nightwish 'Escapist' shirt
- Monkey Island 4
- The adventures of Lomax in Lemming Land
- Random bullcrap from eBay
- A 'coffin' handbag or backpack thing... I know what I'm talking about
- Some funny shirts.
- Some wickedly cool stuff I found on some gothic/wiccan sites
- Some various items from 'MoonMaiden gothic clothing'
- Anything else I can think of.
I'll be bankrupt in no time.
